Saturday, April 23, 2011

Women sleep on the right side of the bed cos even in their dream they want to be right!! :)

Saturday, April 16, 2011

The past is history
The future is a mystery
Today is a gift
That is why we call it the “Present”

Saturday, April 9, 2011

Once a “Mistake”
Twice a “Habit”
And the third time it’s an “Addiction”.
So looking at this, where do we stand?
Think we all are “addicted to habitually making mistakes” J J

Tuesday, April 5, 2011

This is from an actual trial in the UK.
A young Woman who was several months pregnant was sittin in a bus. When she noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling humiliated on account of her condition.
She changed h er seat & he seemed more amused.
She moved again and then on seeing him laughing more, she filed a court case on him.

In the court the Man's defence was: When the lady boarded the bus I couldn't help noticing she was pregnant.
She sat under an advertisement, which read 'Coming Soon- The unknown boon'..
I was even more amused when she then sat under a shaving advertisement, which read: 'William's stick did the trick'..
Then I could not control myself any longer, when on the third move she sat under an advertisement, which read: 'Dunlop Rubber would have prevented this accident..
The case was dismissed.the judge fell off his chair laughing.=))

Saturday, April 2, 2011

Went and saw ""Christian brothers" from City Centre.A horrible movie, a movie with good star cast but very well wasted. director Joshi has lost his complete touch!!

Friday, April 1, 2011

For the time in history a wicketkeeper Captain will lift the World Cup!! Way to go MS Dhoni......
& Sachin will leave in Golden mark in Mumbai, his hometown ....
Waiting for the India Sri Lanka finals tomorrow 02-04-2011
JAI HO !!!